![]() He won’t though there’s no Wi-Fi at King Charles’s back-to-nature gaff for pity’s sake, so how can Meghan FaceTime him constantly? I’m not sure even her Woman of Vision award will persuade the UN to lend her a satellite to track his movements. ![]() I reckon he might swing it if he dramatically follows his father over to his 18th-century Saxon house in the village of Viscri, Romania, and swears fealty. To be honest, the only way our Prodigal Prince could possibly worm his way back into our affections is with a grand gesture. At the Firm, his old office has already been given over to Sophie, Duchess of Edinburgh who is an old-school trooper and needs somewhere to store her tartans. Mildly diverting though that is, do we honestly want him back? His cameo Coronation appearance came across as somewhere between ungracious and unnecessary. Rookie mistake but what’s a prince of the realm to do when his US editors squeeze him until his pips squeak? The case has been brought by the conservative think tank the Heritage Foundation, which believes he should have been denied residency in the US if he failed to disclose his drug use and could see it revoked if he “lied”. But he’s making waves across the Atlantic, not least because the US government is due to appear in court next week to answer questions over Prince Harry’s visa application, after he detailed his drug use in print. ![]() Is there a market for more? Not from this side of the pond, I’ll warrant. Let’s not forget that around the publication of his pity-party exposé Spare, Harry ominously muttered that 400 pages had been cut from the final manuscript and “it could have been two books, put it that way.” So what if the sceptical NYC cops played it down with the US equivalent of “nothing to see here”? As the late great Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II so crisply, so trenchantly observed when Meghan made allegations of racism back in 2021, “recollections may vary”. Why, their spokesperson recently alleged the couple and Meghan’s mother were involved in a “near-catastrophic car chase” instigated by “a ring of highly aggressive paparazzi” after the trio attended the Ms Foundation ceremony in New York where the Duchess was honoured. Other sources (like Heinz, there are 57 varieties) disagree and are insistent there are lots more whiffy pillow cases and grubby sheets they could explosively launder en plein air if the price were right. Some sources say that the couple want to leave the spotlight and turn their back on book deals, celebrity interviews and memoirs in order to concentrate on work behind the camera and prove their creative worth. More saliently, King Charles is using his Romanian retreat as a convenient bolthole to avoid bumping into his son, court botherer (that’s the High Court this time as opposed to the “normal” Buck House one) Harry when he comes over next week to – no prizes for guessing – complain. I’d much rather talk about Transylvania because I’ve been there and yes, there are actual bears on the streets. Sorry, I simply can’t keep a straight face. Because they have moved onwards and upwards to the highest moral ground where even recreational virtue signalling can result in a nose bleed.Īnd because hencetoforthwithwards they wish to raise their Prince and Princess in such a way that their lived experience will be one of unblemished apple pie privacy in their humble community of gazillionaires. No, it’s because they have made learnings. Not that they’ve run out of things to say, you understand, or that nobody cares much any more. This time they are going for (consults notes) what is known as Dignified Silence. Right, so it looks as though they are doing it all over again, but this time without the mud-slinging, the tell-all interviews and the general whingefest. Oh wait, they’ve already done that (scampers off to check). Rumours are rife that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are going to abandon Britain and freeze out the Royal family. Then we’ll come back, mix it up so the outside goes into the inside, pat it back down again, and then, and then, and we’ll do this for about 20 minutes.Can it be true? Is it just idle gossip? Say it ain’t so. “I’m going to leave that for a couple of minutes to get golden and crispy. “Then tap it into place, and that’s to make sure it has full contact with the side of the pan. As I do that, you can see the fluffiness of the potatoes, that’s a very important part,” the chef noted. Get yourself a masher and mash the veg up. “Then any greens, chop them up, tear them up and add on top. Just break them up with your hand and then 500-600g of vegetables. “Next we add potatoes, these are leftover potatoes, 500-600g into the pan. Let's introduce some seasoning, salt and pepper. “I’ve got some chestnuts, just crack them in half.
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